My hair reeks of homosexuality.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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