Nicole vs. Life
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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