first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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