My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Boobs are out for the taking
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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