I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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