I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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