oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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