yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
