when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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