this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
tell me about the fingering
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