Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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