But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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