Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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