he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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