fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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