Texts From Last Night

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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.

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  (919): I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here. http://tfl.nu/lixe
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.

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  I guess I misjudged your gender.

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  (508): you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity. (978): I guess I misjudged your gender. http://tfl.nu/83hj
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  (218): View more from Minnesota

  Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?

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  (218): Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night? http://tfl.nu/5syc
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick

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  (405): The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick http://tfl.nu/0oxs
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  (661): View more from California

  No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.

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  (661): No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer. http://tfl.nu/5zs6
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.

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  (314): last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga. http://tfl.nu/5ric
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  (417): View more from Missouri

  And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?

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  (417): And my fence, why is part of it on the roof? http://tfl.nu/v3wp
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  (631): View more from New York

  She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.

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  (631): She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom. http://tfl.nu/uq6s
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  (714): View more from California

  And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.

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  (714): And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless. http://tfl.nu/ni8k
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  (309): View more from Illinois

  Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..

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  (309): Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around.. http://tfl.nu/cqm4
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  (907): View more from Alaska

  She looks like a junkie muppet...awful

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  (907): She looks like a junkie muppet...awful http://tfl.nu/ahtl
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  (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.

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  (787): I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house. http://tfl.nu/o0ch
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  (407): View more from Florida

  Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!

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  (407): Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way! http://tfl.nu/w4wy
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  (971): View more from Oregon

  Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day

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  (971): Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day http://tfl.nu/yf5l
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  (513): View more from Ohio

  he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake

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  (513): he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake http://tfl.nu/49mx
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