we're blogging at a bar
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i need some magic done to my vagina
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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