I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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