he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
