Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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