right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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