5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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