i permit you to call me
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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