im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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