I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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