Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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