did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.