I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions