Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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