Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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