So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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