My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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