I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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