But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Having a random hookup so left but love u
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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