i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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