help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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