i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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