id be glad to
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
only you would photoshop your dick
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar