There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.