my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.