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Just got yelled at by a priest...again.

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(916): Just got yelled at by a priest...again. http://tfl.nu/n99j

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Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...

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(610): Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon... http://tfl.nu/ozcp

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She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love

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(214): She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love http://tfl.nu/tjul

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.

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(920): So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again. http://tfl.nu/54yy

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.

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(570): Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave. http://tfl.nu/d944

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(585): View more from New York

I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?

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(585): I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei? http://tfl.nu/dlk1

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(813): View more from Florida

His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.

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(813): His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up. http://tfl.nu/2dvo

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(940): View more from Texas

I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....

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(940): I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk.... http://tfl.nu/3fzx

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(678): View more from Georgia

Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark

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(678): Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark (1-678): ... http://tfl.nu/supo

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.

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(604): Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas. http://tfl.nu/feay

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(512): View more from Texas

I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see

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(512): I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see http://tfl.nu/ic6l

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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.

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(516): He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever. http://tfl.nu/8pla

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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.

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(610): porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy. http://tfl.nu/gke1

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(518): View more from New York

Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.

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(518): Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time. http://tfl.nu/sw9x

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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.

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(814): Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar. http://tfl.nu/9r7x

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