What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
