O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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