I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
