It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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