Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Houston, we have a squirter
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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