I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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