IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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