Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Dear god my vagina.
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