...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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