I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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