i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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