once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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