Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
sick fucks of a feather flock together
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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