I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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