You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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