On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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