No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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