Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Randomize
